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by marlowink
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$36
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$41
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This design is loud in the best way, with chunky white lettering, black cartoon outlines, and red brush streaks that feel like a warning label for social batteries. It says "I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING. SORRY, YOU WEREN'T SELECTED TODAY. TOMORROW ISN'T LOOKING GOOD EITHER." It is made for sarcastic folks, selective listeners, and anyone who has mastered the art of smiling while tuning out.
Perfect gift for the friend who hears snacks but not chores, the coworker with a legendary filter, or the partner who swears they were listening. Wear it for casual Fridays, family cookouts, errands, road trips, game nights, school pickup, or any day you need your silence to come with a punchline and a little red underline.
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck. 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, 8 oz, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, roomy relaxed fit.
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