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by calebnorth
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$36
Regular price
$41
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This design goes all in on midnight wolf drama: three snarling and smirking wolves, one tipping a black cowboy hat, with a full moon, blue clouds, claw marks, and giant chrome lettering that says "HIDE YOUR WIFE" and "ALPHA IS HERE." It has that airbrushed fantasy poster look, made for guys who like loud jokes, wolf art, and a little ridiculous alpha energy.
Perfect gift for the friend who quotes action movies, owns one too many wolf memes, or just enjoys being the problem at trivia night. Wear it for birthdays, bachelor weekends, camping trips, game day, bar nights, Halloween parties, or casual Fridays when the group chat needs fresh material. It is funny, bold, and just self-aware enough to work.
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck. 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, 8 oz, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, roomy relaxed fit.
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