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This design shows a very done-with-everyone raccoon lounging on her back, one paw in the air, wearing red cat-eye sunglasses. The wording says "FERAL & PREGNANT" in chunky red letters, with "don’t touch me" in script and "CLUB" underneath. It has a bold vintage mascot feel, made for pregnant folks with a sense of humor and a firm personal bubble.
Perfect gift for expecting moms, pregnant friends, sisters, partners, and coworkers who are equal parts glowing and growling. Wear it to baby showers, doctor appointments, errands, nesting days, maternity photos with attitude, or any family gathering where too many hands get too close to the belly. It is funny, honest, and just rude enough to be useful.
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck. 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, 8 oz, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, roomy relaxed fit.
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