This loud graphic says "If you're trying to scare me I'm terrified of boobs" in chunky distressed white letters and hot pink brush script, all punched up with thick black outlines. A cheeky polka dot bra finishes the gag at the bottom. It is for grownups who like flirty dumb jokes, bachelor party energy, and humor that does not pretend to be classy.

Perfect gift for the friend who snorts at inappropriate jokes, the boyfriend with questionable taste, or the party buddy who never skips a punchline. Wear it to bachelor weekends, bar crawls, Halloween parties, game nights, lake trips, tailgates, or just while doing errands when you feel like making strangers read twice. It is silly, bold, and very much not for the easily shocked.

Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee. 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly blends), 4.5 oz, tear-away label, classic fit that runs true to size.

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